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Cowboy Curtis: Want some jerky?
Q: No thanks.
Cowboy Curtis: Don't know what you're missin'.
Q: So Curtis, meet any new cowboy friends while you've been on Broadway?
Cowboy Curtis:
Yeah, one in Times Square. But he ain't got no clothes.
What kinda cowboy parades around in his
skivvies anyway?
Q: A naked one, I guess.
Cowboy Curtis:
I got a joke for you. This one's a real knee-slapper.
Two gentlemen are in the kitchen.
How can you tell which one's the real cowboy?
Q: I don't know. How?
Cowboy Curtis:
Easy! He's the one that's closest to the range!
Get it? Range? Cowboy?
Q: I get it, Curtis.
Cowboy Curtis:
Well, ya ain't laughing!
Guess cowboy humor ain't your thing!
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